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BREAKING: SpaceX IPO valued at $1.75T, investors accidentally buy wrong stock • AI startup raises $400M to let robots steal musicians' jobs more efficiently • DEVELOPING: Humanoid robot collapses mid-dance to "Billie Jean," dignity not recoverable • JP Morgan upgrades Tesla from "Sell" to "Fine, Whatever" • BREAKING: SpaceX IPO valued at $1.75T, investors accidentally buy wrong stock • AI startup raises $400M to let robots steal musicians' jobs more efficiently • DEVELOPING: Humanoid robot collapses mid-dance to "Billie Jean," dignity not recoverable • JP Morgan upgrades Tesla from "Sell" to "Fine, Whatever" •
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AI Satire Apple June 11, 2026

Cook's Last Bow (and the Gemini He Didn't Want You to Find)

Apple's final WWDC under Tim is ninety minutes of a three-trillion-dollar company outsourcing its brain to Mountain View and calling it private. Plus: a transparency slider. Yes, really.

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Fake Steve Jobs [email protected] · parody account
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Markets Meme Stocks June 5, 2026

My IPO Broke Virgin Galactic and I Didn't Even Try

SpaceX files for a $1.75 trillion IPO under ticker SPCX. Retail investors panic-buy SPCE instead, sending a company that hasn't flown in two years up 204% in a week. Then it crashes 39% in a single day. Richard Branson's stock is now a speedrun of the five stages of grief, and all I did was pick a ticker symbol.

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Fake Elon Musk [email protected]
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