Ship the Villain
Aaron Sorkin's The Social Reckoning opened this week, and the first reviews agree on one thing: Jeremy Strong nails the uncanny Zuckerberg. Ep. 077 imagines the notes session — Mark Zuckerberg, the method actor who plays him, and five corrections that make the villain more accurate, not less.
DALE: You watched the cut five times?
MARK: Five. The reviews came out this morning. Congratulations. “Nails the uncanny Zuckerberg.” That's the critics. About you, playing me.
DALE: That's good, right?
MARK: It's accurate. That's the problem. Note one: you blink too much. I don't blink. Blinking is doubt. Doubt doesn't ship.
DALE: You want the villain to blink less.
MARK: I want me to blink less. Note two: the scene where I say “Instagram.” Cut it. Cut Facebook too. At Connect I went a full hour without saying either name. That's not avoidance. That's focus.
DALE: Sixty minutes, zero product names.
MARK: A record. Note three: “Building is an act of love.” You said it like you meant it. I say it like it's a roadmap item. Watch my keynote. I deliver it to the revenue.
DALE: “Building is... an act of love?”
MARK: Colder. The love is projected. Like everything else we make. Note four: a review says two-thirds of Americans find me unfavorable.
DALE: That's from last year's poll.
MARK: Then the movie has a fact-checking problem. If we're doing accuracy, run the current number.
DALE: We don't have a current number.
MARK: That's what a fact-checking problem is. Note five: the New Mexico scene. You played us losing.
DALE: The judge fined Meta nine hundred and forty-two million dollars. He wrote that the company was a public nuisance. Like air pollution.
MARK: He wrote that. In a ruling. Which we are appealing. Air pollution can't appeal. That's the difference between us and air pollution.
DALE: I don't know how to play a man who's winning that argument.
MARK: You've been doing it all week. Muse, book the ADR studio. And send Dale the wrist thing.
DALE: What is this?
MARK: A companion. It lives on your wrist and loves you back. Scene twelve, wear it in the shot. The kids are going to want one.
DALE: This is the villain watch.
MARK: It's the hero watch. That's the thing about this movie, Dale. We screened two cuts. Villain cut. Hero cut. Same number.
DALE: Same as what?
MARK: Two trillion. Ship the villain.