Morally Binding
The White House AI accord is signed: voluntary, “morally binding” in the president’s own description, four steps — “robust internal processes and controls,” an “independent external auditor,” a board committee, possible codification over time — with about ten people to watch over the whole enterprise and the overseer to be named in coming days. The morning after the luncheon, Donald Trump walks Jensen Huang through the enforcement mechanism, which takes the form of a luncheon, and confronts the one document signed that day with actual enforcement: the executive order renaming artificial intelligence.
NARRATOR: Tuesday, Washington. The AI accord is signed. It is voluntary. It is morally binding. And the enforcement mechanism takes the form of a luncheon.
DONALD: Jensen. Sit. Great seat. The right side. People are saying it’s the best side.
JENSEN: It’s a strong side, sir. I read the accord in the car. Four voluntary steps. Very robust box.
DONALD: Tremendous box. And binding. Morally binding. A lawsuit ends. Guilt goes on your record forever.
JENSEN: Legally binding?
DONALD: Morally. It’s stronger. And if a company doesn’t comply, everybody is very disappointed in them. At a very high level.
DONALD: Step one, robust internal controls.
JENSEN: We already have those. In some form.
DONALD: Step two, an independent external auditor.
JENSEN: Selected how?
DONALD: From a list provided by the companies. That’s what makes it independent.
JENSEN: And steps three and four?
DONALD: Committee stuff. Very committee. You wouldn’t enjoy it. Also, about ten people will watch over the whole enterprise.
JENSEN: Who are the ten?
DONALD: Great question. I posted the answer on the seating chart.
JENSEN: This is the seating chart.
DONALD: It’s also the committee. Look at it. That’s not a committee. That’s a table.
JENSEN: Sir, I’m in the chart. Am I the auditor?
DONALD: You’re the independent external auditor. Nobody audits more independently than the man being audited.
JENSEN: I audited myself in the car. It went great.
DONALD: Glowing report. You found nothing. Which is exactly what we were looking for.
JENSEN: One concern. The only document signed today with actual enforcement is the executive order.
DONALD: The rename. Beautiful. Nobody says artificial intelligence anymore. Super Intelligence. SI. The accord is even named after it.
JENSEN: So the government can’t make us safe. It can make us say Super Intelligence.
DONALD: That’s what government does best. Words. We’re leading by a lot. In words.
JENSEN: Then I’d like to rebrand my shovels. Super Shovels.
DONALD: Approved. That, I can enforce.