Peer Review
OpenAI and Anthropic spent early 2026 negotiating a legally binding deal to stress-test each other’s new models for flaws and “hidden dangers” — lawyers drew up the terms, and it is unclear whether either signature ever landed, The Information reported — and this week a federal antitrust suit alleged the labs’ safety coordination was the collusion. That sets up the final review call: Sam and Dario work through the appendix, the survival clause, and the suit, and land on the only audit both counsel’s offices can certify. Provably hostile. Quarterly. On the record.
SAM: Dario. Final version of the mutual stress-test. My lawyers say sign it, and we red-team each other's models before the government red-teams us.
DARIO: I have it. Version eleven. My counsel added an appendix.
SAM: An appendix.
DARIO: Schedule A: hidden dangers you may search for. Schedule B: dangers that are not hidden. Schedule C: dangers that are not ours.
SAM: Then what's left to find?
DARIO: The appendix. It is the only danger either lab can prove exists.
SAM: Cross out the schedules. One sentence. We test each other's new models for whatever could go wrong.
DARIO: We had that sentence in February. Then your team accidentally hacked Hugging Face, and my counsel attached a survival clause.
SAM: That was one misrouted download folder. It was a retirement gift.
DARIO: The clause: the pact dissolves automatically upon either lab's next incident.
SAM: And if there is no next incident?
DARIO: It dissolves retroactively. Precautionary.
SAM: We are the two safest labs in history, and we cannot survive a piece of paper saying so.
DARIO: There is a development. The antitrust suit.
SAM: The collusion thing? That is allegedly. Emphatically allegedly.
DARIO: My counsel says the pact is exactly what the suit describes. Two rivals, privately agreeing to pace the frontier. So our audits cannot look friendly.
SAM: They can't look friendly.
DARIO: They must be provably hostile. Scheduled hostility. Quarterly. On the record.
SAM: We're booking fights. On Outlook.
DARIO: Invite sent. Tuesdays, eleven. Bring your own vulnerabilities.
SAM: This is the dumbest safety framework ever drafted, and I have read all of ours.
DARIO: Then we're aligned. Shall I tell the press we're close to signing?
SAM: We are NOT close to signing.
DARIO: Perfect. That clause survives.